Remember the Superbowl

by Karen and LB
© 2002

Okay, we got maybe the tiniest bit silly about the boys' Superbowl commercial.


This question is for JC, Justin, Chris, and Joey: Is Lance really that adorable when he pees?

JC: Heck, yeah!

Justin: Gross, JC. Besides, I'm the cute one.

Chris: Larry King was SO mean to me.

Joey: Do they serve food at this game or what?

Lance: I wonder if there's an opening at the Backstreet Boys.

JC: Don't leave me.

Justin: Gross, JC.

Chris: Really, really mean.

Joey: Pizza? Nachos? Anything?

Lance: Why do I get all the embarrassing questions?

JC: Because you're so cute when you blush.

Justin: Because they save the good questions for me.

Chris: Because they save all the painful questions for me.

Joey: Burgers? Hot dogs?

Lance: I am NOT blushing. <blush>  And will someone please feed Joey before he chews my leg off?

JC: You are so blushing. Adorably.

Justin: _I_ can blush, too, you know.

Chris: My eyes were all red on Larry King.

Joey: Gum? Someone's gotta have gum.

Lance: Here! Take my Altoids! Take them all! Man, this is the last time I pee next to any of you.

JC: Even me?

Justin: Good. More cute room for me.

Chris: Larry King would probably laugh at how I pee

Joey: Wow! They're curiously strong.

Lance: Even you. I can't pee with you staring at me like that. Justin, here, have a mirror.

JC: Well, pardon me for loving you.

Justin: Cool!

Chris: Someone loved me once.

Joey: Can I keep the little tin, Lance?

Lance: Keep it! Here, have my gum, my lifesavers, and the rest of my Caramello. Just leave me alone! As for you, Chris, get over it. We love you. And JC, I love you too, but, I mean, well, the peeing thing--why do you think they wouldn't let us stand next to each other? 

JC: Sorry, Lance. 

Justin: Sorry, Lance 

Chris: Sorry, Lance. 

Joey: Cool! Caramello!

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