Digital Getdown: Storytime
by Karen and LB
© 2002
IMNOTPUFU: melinda just said traffic's backed up for like an hour. guess we won't be doing a q and a today.
SNGWRTRJC: Oh, well. What can we do?
IMNOTPUFU: i hate being in traffic. it's boring. i just want to be there already.
SNGWRTRJC: I know, I know. I found a really funny site that you can look at. It will make you laugh. www.nsyncbliss.com
IMNOTPUFU: check out those pictures! i look like a goofball.
SNGWRTRJC: You do NOT
IMNOTPUFU: i can't believe how many pictures of us r floating around out there. some of these r from like 5 years ago. what r u doing looking at websites anyway?
SNGWRTRJC: You find some funny stuff sometimes. Go under fiction. You'll crack up.
IMNOTPUFU: you're crazy. i can't believe you're reading this. hang on.
IMNOTPUFU: did u see that one about u???
SNGWRTRJC: <rolls eyes> Did you see the "Lucky" one with Just and Brit. LOL! And the really sad part? the third paragraph--they're doing that RIGHT now.
IMNOTPUFU: no way.
SNGWRTRJC: Yep. And baby talking.
IMNOTPUFU: make them stop! oh justy, you're my widdle teddy weddy.
SNGWRTRJC: You're my pwetty Bwitty
IMNOTPUFU: come here and let me kiss u, my lusty justy.
SNGWRTRJC: LOL! We could totally write one of those stories.
IMNOTPUFU: better. we KNOW them. we've seen them in action.
SNGWRTRJC: Let's see.
SNGWRTRJC: Justin loved Britney SO much and he was very, VERY glad that they would be able to spend a weekend together.
IMNOTPUFU: you're not serious.
IMNOTPUFU: u r serious! ok . . .
IMNOTPUFU: but they couldn't tell anyone because there would be a mob of screaming fans outside their hotel, so they had to sneak around. justin wore a big floppy hat and britney wore no makeup.
SNGWRTRJC: But they were still the two most beautiful people in the WHOLE world.
IMNOTPUFU: everyone loved justy, but no one loved him more than britty.
SNGWRTRJC: Cause only she could see how beautiful and special and wonderful he was. Also, she wanted to get into his pants.
IMNOTPUFU: but justy wasn't gonna give in so easily. he wasn't just some slut who would sleep with anyone.
SNGWRTRJC: They both knew that when they finally did it it would be the most special sex anyone had ever had EVER. Becasue they were both SO SPECIAL!
IMNOTPUFU: and everyone loved them, especially themselves. so justin made sure no one knew where they were so they could have one special night together. he bought candles and flowers and bought his favorite cds. everything was perfect. all he had to do is wait for britty to show up.
SNGWRTRJC: She was still in the midst of her 3,000,000 square foot walk in closet, trying to decide upon the perfect outfit for this most momentus occasion. The navel ring choice alone might take hours. She thought she had found THE outfit, but she realized it just didn't look right without long hair. And even she realized that it might be pushing it to ask Justy to wait while her hairdresser came in and put in extensions. So she started looking again.
IMNOTPUFU: justin waited. and waited. and waited. in the meantime, he checked himself in the wall mirror. his bandana was straight, his earrings were in his ears, and his mouth was perfectly pouty. he smiled at his reflection and his reflection smiled back. he winked at his reflection and his reflection winked back. suddenly, justin started getting turned on.
SNGWRTRJC: And so missed Brit's grand entrance. It hadn't been easy, sneaking the giant stairway from her stage show into the hotel room, so she was understandibly upset.
IMNOTPUFU: "justy!" she whined, stomping her feet and shaking her fists at her sides.
SNGWRTRJC: Justin jumped, startled from his revery. (is that how you spell it?) "Brit!" Justin stared in delighted amazement. She was the most glorious creature in the world. Well, next to him. He took in the perfectly styled hair, the perfectly applied make-up, the perfectly chosen outfit. But what really, really bedazzled him was the amazingly perfect navel ring setting off the perfectly toned abs. How did I get so lucky he mused. Wait. I DESERVE to have the prettiest girl in the while world. I am JUSTIN.
IMNOTPUFU: then he began to get jealous of the perfectly toned abs. hey, he thought. i do like 500 situps a day and my abs are better than hers. but that didn't matter right now. what mattered is that britty's tight abs and navel ring really got justy going.
SNGWRTRJC: "You look AMAZING!" Justin exclaimed, rushing to help his little princess into a chair. "Champagne?" without waiting for an answer, Justin began struggling with the cork on the fine non-alcoholic champagne. (Since they are both underage and would never EVER drink the real stuff. Ever. Under any circumstances. Even in private.)
IMNOTPUFU: thank u justin, brit said. u r so nice! and u look so hot in that studded bandana.
SNGWRTRJC: "Thank you. I had it specially made in your favorite color. Because you're the prettiest girl in the WHOLE world and you deserve the BEST!" Which would be ME!
IMNOTPUFU: i don't deserve u, justy. you're too good for me.
SNGWRTRJC: "Awww. Britty! You're so sweet! Now, enough small talk. You wanna do it?"
IMNOTPUFU: justin! im a virgin!
SNGWRTRJC: "So am I. But you drive me crazy with desire."
SNGWRTRJC: Shit! Hang on...
IMNOTPUFU: josh? what's going on?
SNGWRTRJC: Sorry. Just and Brit wanted to know what I was laughing about. They're gone now.
SNGWRTRJC: Your turn.
IMNOTPUFU: r they gettin' it on?
SNGWRTRJC: I dunno. You know those monkeys we saw on the Discovery Channel that groom each other? That's what they're like.
IMNOTPUFU: she's picking ticks out of his hair? I'm really glad I'm not riding your bus.
SNGWRTRJC: Gee, thanks.
IMNOTPUFU: u can jump ship any time.
SNGWRTRJC: I wish. Back to the story...
SNGWRTRJC: SNGWRTRJC: "So am I. But you drive me crazy with desire."
IMNOTPUFU: LOL--your really getting into this. ok, i'll play. but justin, i'm saving myself for marriage.
SNGWRTRJC: But I thought we agreed. Tonight. You and me.
IMNOTPUFU: will u love me forever?
SNGWRTRJC: Let me think on it, baby, baby, let me think on it... "Of COURSE I WILL."
IMNOTPUFU: then in that case i will have sex with u! kiss me, justin!
SNGWRTRJC: "Yay!" Justin knocks over the champagne (non-alcoholic, since they are both underage and would never EVER drink the real stuff. Ever. Under any circumstances. Even in private.) in his eagerness to embrace his darling princess.
IMNOTPUFU: justin! your squashing my boobs!
SNGWRTRJC: They squish? Geez, you paid enough for them!
IMNOTPUFU: did not! there real! and just for that, U R not touching them.
SNGWRTRJC: Silly! I mean you've paid for them with all the nasty comments you've had to listen to CLAIMING they were fake.
IMNOTPUFU: oh. in that case u can touch them.
SNGWRTRJC: Thank you. They feel GOOD. Can I undress them?
IMNOTPUFU: JOSH! i can't write these things about britney!
SNGWRTRJC: You're no fun.
IMNOTPUFU: it's like writing about my sister. tell me your not turned on writing about justin and britney.
SNGWRTRJC: If by "turned on" you mean "falling off my chair laughing" sure.
IMNOTPUFU: so you don't think brit has nice, um, you know, breasts?
SNGWRTRJC: I suppose. They don't, well, DO anything for me.
IMNOTPUFU: they better not, or I'll start to worry.
SNGWRTRJC: You have NOTHING to worry about.
IMNOTPUFU: so u don't think i need a boob job?
SNGWRTRJC: ROTFLMAO!
SNGWRTRJC: You don't need an anything job.
IMNOTPUFU: i could use a certain kind of job right now.
SNGWRTRJC: Meet me in the quiet room right after sound check. :-D
IMNOTPUFU: i was thinking the same thing. promise?
SNGWRTRJC: Promise. Maybe THAT's the story we should have tried to write.
IMNOTPUFU: that's a story I'd like to hear. and live.
SNGWRTRJC: Are you saying I don't give you enough lovin'? :-)
IMNOTPUFU: no! oh my goodness, i didn't mean for it to sound like that. well, now that u mention it, it's not like we have a whole lot of time for that.
SNGWRTRJC: But we make the most of the time we've got.
IMNOTPUFU: yeah, i guess. just wish we had more time. and i wish this traffic would move!
SNGWRTRJC: Yeah, I know. But honestly, I'd rather be IMing with you than answering the boxers or briefs question again.
IMNOTPUFU: next time someone asks that I'm gonna say thong.
SNGWRTRJC: Dare you.
IMNOTPUFU: i will!
SNGWRTRJC: Be worth it just to see Melinda's face.
IMNOTPUFU: i should leave a thong in her bunk.
SNGWRTRJC: You should wear a thong around me.
IMNOTPUFU: josh! with my butt hanging out all over the place?
SNGWRTRJC: That beautiful round firm butt? You bet!
IMNOTPUFU: stop. what if i said I'm not wearing underwear right now?
SNGWRTRJC: I'd probably get a woody just thinking about it....Yep.
IMNOTPUFU: u have a woody right now? cool! what a waste though.
SNGWRTRJC: Yeah, well, you shouldn't have started with the thongs
IMNOTPUFU: I'm sorry. I've been bad.
SNGWRTRJC: You'll have to be punished.
IMNOTPUFU: ooo, in that case I've been really bad. what r u gonna do to me?
SNGWRTRJC: You might need a spanking.
IMNOTPUFU: r u gonna throw me over your knee?
SNGWRTRJC: Have you been that bad?
IMNOTPUFU: I've been VERY bad.
SNGWRTRJC: Well, then, I have no choice.
IMNOTPUFU: i promise to be good. NOT!
SNGWRTRJC: You do have one chance...what would you do to get me NOT to spank you?
IMNOTPUFU: um...say I'm sorry for being so bad?
SNGWRTRJC: Oh, yeah, that would work....NOT!
IMNOTPUFU: uh oh, I'm in trouble.
SNGWRTRJC: Yeah, you are. A very naughty boy.
IMNOTPUFU: don't tell anyone. hey! we're moving!
SNGWRTRJC: So we might get there before the opening acts go on?
IMNOTPUFU: if we're lucky. I've never seen so much traffic.
SNGWRTRJC: And big, giant buses are SO easy to drive in this...
IMNOTPUFU: there's this car right next to us that's been with us the whole time, and the girls have been screaming their heads off. they're not gonna be able to talk tomorrow.
SNGWRTRJC: Some days I'm just SO glad I'm not a girl.
IMNOTPUFU: some days? what about the other days? r u saying that some days you wish you were a girl? cause I've seen you in a dress and you're HOT.
SNGWRTRJC: Ha ha ha. I MEANT that most days I don't even think about it. But when I do, I'm glad I'm not.
SNGWRTRJC: But, hey, if you think I'm hot in a dress, maybe I'M the one who should be worrying about YOUR reaction to Brit's breasts.
IMNOTPUFU: well they r nice breasts.
SNGWRTRJC: If you say so.
IMNOTPUFU: u don't think they're nice?
SNGWRTRJC: I dunno. Brit's like a little sister. I just don't think about her like that.
IMNOTPUFU: a little sister with a hot bod. but not as hot as u.
SNGWRTRJC: You sure? I think I'm getting worried.
IMNOTPUFU: nothing to worry about. in fact, i can't wait to get to the venue so i can lock u in the quiet room and let u have your way with me.
SNGWRTRJC: I thought you were going to have your way with me?
IMNOTPUFU: we'll take turns.
SNGWRTRJC: sounds very very fair.
IMNOTPUFU: that's y we're so good 2gether.
SNGWRTRJC: We are, aren't we?
IMNOTPUFU: the best.
SNGWRTRJC: Just not the best fanfic writers. :-)
SNGWRTRJC: YET.