Pillow Talk
by Karen and LB
© 2002
Inspired by this picture.
"Great, Lance has another hard-on."
"Why are you even looking at my boyfriend's crotch?"
"It's kind of HARD to miss."
"Back off, JuJu."
"I'd like to, but it's sticking WAY up. Look, that pillow barely covers it."
"Look the other way, dude."
"I can't help it. It's so . . . obvious. I got Chris and Joey making out over here, and Lance and his big fat chubby over there. What am I supposed to look at?"
"There's gotta be a mirror here somewhere."
"They took all the mirrors out!"
"Why? Are you a vampire?"
"Why, you want me to SUCK something, JC?"
"NO!"
"Why not, he's just sitting there, not saying a word."
"I'm trying to act demure."
"You are demure, baby."
"Like, one of those old movie stars?"
"Yeah, or like someone in a beautiful painting."
"I'm gonna throw up."
"Justin's right--if I'm a painting, I'm, like, one of those crazy abstract paintings. "
"Not to me."
"I'm definitely gonna throw up."
"Shut up, Justin."
"If you're gonna make out, just do it already. Joey and Chris are."
"Didn't realize we needed your permission."
"You need something right now. At least LANCE does."
"I can't help it. It just happened."
"I don't mind."
"Justin does."
"Do you care?"
"Not really."
"Good. Come here."
"Um, I can't move."
"Then I'll come to you."
"Someone better come soon."
"I like when you talk dirty. How's that?"
"Better, but if I take this pillow away, someone's gonna lose an eye."
"I'll take my chances."
"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you."
"I know what I'm getting into."
"Oh my goodness."
"Goodness has nothing to do with it."
"Well, what are you gonna do about it?"
"This . . . "
"Ohhhh, wow."
"You like that?"
"Yes. Very much."
"Good. I like doing it."
"Don't stop."
"I won't."
"I owe you for this."
"Any time you want to repay me is fine with me."
"I think it'll be sooner than you think."
"Good. I have a feeling I'm going to need it."
"You want to borrow the pillow?"
"I'd rather borrow you."
"That's a better idea. This way we can take care of both our . . . problems."
"And you're much more fun than a pillow."
"Not as soft, though."
"Not soft at all."
"I guess not anymore."
"Feels very hard to me."
"Then I guess we better get rid of the pillow."
"I can do better work without it."
"This is work?"
"Play?"
"You can play all you want."
"Good. Cause I want to make you feel SO good."
"I already do."
"I think Justin fainted in the corner."
"Good, so we have until he wakes up."
"I wanna kiss you."
"Kiss away."
"Mmmm. Nice kisses."
"Delicious."
"Come."
"I believe I will real soon."
"Now."
"Oh, you want me to KISS you now?"
"I want you to come now."
"You want me to come on demand? I don't know if I can work under pressure. Wait, I can definitely work under pressure. THAT pressure. Oh yeah."
"I knew you had it in you."
"It was in me. Now it's all over the pillow."
"I told you to get rid of the pillow."
"You told me to come."
"It doesn't matter. We can wash the pillow."
"What are we gonna do about you?"
"Me? What did I do?"
"You got all hot and horny."
"It's all your fault."
"MY fault? You got ME horny first."
"You were already horny. I just got you off."
"You certainly did. But I only got horny because you were sitting so close."
"You did? I caused that?"
"Yes, you did. You think this happens spontaneously?"
"I didn't know I had that effect on you."
"Isn't it obvious?"
"It could have been Chris and Joey making out back there that turned you on. It could have been Justin."
"No way. Justin's all right, but he's not hot like you."
"You, you think I'm hot?"
"Heck yeah. You knew that, didn't you?"
"No. But I'm happy I know it now."
"I can tell."
"You can? Oh, um, I guess you can."
"And you don't have a pillow to hide behind."
"Do I need to hide?"
"I hope not."
"So what ARE you going to do about me?"
"What do you want me to do?"
"Anything you want."
"Um . . . how about you unzip your pants?"
"How about YOU unzip my pants."
"I never realized you were so bossy. I like that. Okay, done . . . WOW!"
"Not wow. Not compared to, um, you."
"Yes, it is. Bigger."
"You need to get your eyes checked."
"My eyes are fine. And so is this."
"And your hand . . . your hand is better than fine."
"If you think my hand is fine, wait'll you feel my tongue."
"Oh, my, oh, my, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Mmmmmm."
"That's so, you're so . . . WOW!!"
"You bring out the best in me."
"I think it's the other way around."
"Uh, well, that's pretty good too."
"Oh, oh, baby, so good."
"Mmmmm."
"Lance, I'm gonna oh, I'm gonnaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Now that was WOW."
"I noticed!"
"Good thing no one else did. They'd all want a piece."
"That's one secret I'd like to keep to myself."
"You won't even share it with me?"
"You ARE the secret."
"So your lips are sealed?"
"Sealed with a kiss."
"You sure you don't want a pillow?"
"You're way more fun than a pillow."
"I think I'll hang onto it . . . just in case."
"Pillow . . . case?"
"Good thing I hung onto this, because I'm gonna hit you with it for that one."
"You're a tough audience."
"But easy to please."
"I could be . . . hard."
"You can. And you will."
"I like the sound of that."
"I like the sound of YOU."
"I . . . I like the sound of us."
"I guess this is what you'd call pillow talk."