Correspondence Course

by Karen and LB
© 2002
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
So, when were you going to tell your unsuspecting boyfriend you 
were getting dumped in the ocean? You never mentioned stuff like 
THAT when you talked about the training.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
Dude, chill. It's not as bad as it sounds. It's a practice run just in 
CASE something happens. Not that it will. But I have to know what 
to do IF something goes wrong. It might even be fun, like a ride at 
Busch Gardens.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
Dude, it's a little more serious than that. And what about the forest 
thing? YOU? Without a cell phone? Without a laptop? Foraging for 
berries?  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
Oh, that. That also sounds worse than it is. It's like camping. Only 
without a tent. It'll be good for me to be without all my phones and 
stuff for a few days. I'm sure I'll find something to eat, like maybe a 
squirrel. :) If those guys on Survivor could do it, I can do it.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
Squirrel? That's so Beverly Hillbillies.  
Are you gonna brush your teeth with a stick, too?
Did I mention I missed you?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
I miss you too. I'll miss you when I'm out there in the woods eating 
my barbecued squirrel. Maybe I'll call Emeril and ask him for a good 
recipe.  
Seriously, I do miss you. As much fun as I'm having, and I am, it's a 
lot of work and I miss having you nearby.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
It's worth any amount of missing you to see you get your shot at 
your dream. I mean it.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
I love you for saying that. I need to know you're okay with this. I 
can't do this without your support.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
You got it. Always.
Tell me more about what your doing so I can picture it.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
It's so cool! I got to ride in the simulator and watch how it's all done. 
It's really cramped in there, but there's so much going on you don't 
think about it. I'll be training in that a lot. The classes are tough. I 
have so much Russian to learn. I can say your name though. I've 
been working out too. They keep me pretty busy, but I think about 
you all the time.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
That sounds so cool. Well, in an "I'd hate it" kind of way. I think 
about you a lot, too. I've been traveling a lot, and going to a lot of 
parties, but all I can think about is what you'd think of the people 
and places. I need to settle down, I think. I need to work. I miss 
work.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
You shouldn't put your life on hold because of me. When I come 
back, I expect to see a whole book of songs.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
I'll have to write a song about space. Or stars. Or a hot boy in a 
space suit.  
*****  
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
You already wrote Space Cowboy!  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
So you think I've only got one space song in me?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
I think you've got a lot of great songs in you, space or not. Tell me 
about the parties you went to.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
Oh, you know, that P. Diddy thing right before the fourth. And I told 
you about that AIDS charity thing. The usual. Too much food. Too 
much drink. Not enough you.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
We'll work out together when I get home. I'm glad you're getting out. 
I miss that. I miss being out with you and all of our friends.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
Its weird being separated like this. Not just you and me--all of us. 
Justin's off doing his thing, and Joey was auditioning and now he's 
rehearsing, and Chris is doing who-knows-what. Weird. I'm used to 
being part of a five-part person, you know?  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
I know it's weird, but this will be good for all of us. We'll all come 
back with fresh ideas and a new outlook on things. We needed this 
break. I guess WE didn't need the break. But I'll see you soon for 
the challenge.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 11, 2002
Subject: Dumped? Sea? What?
I'm counting the days. Just a couple of weeks!
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Bad news, darlin'--I can't come to the challenge. They said it 
wouldn't be a good idea for me to leave right now. I'm REALLY 
sorry.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
It's ten days away. Can't you, like double up on your training or 
something? This SUCKS.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
I'm already pulling 12-14 hour days. I wish I could be there. I really 
wanted to be there. I miss you so much. But if I leave now, that 
might give them enough to say I can't do this.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Okay, yeah, you can't blow it after you worked so hard. But, man, 
this sucks. I wish you'd let me come see you, if you can't come see 
me.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
I wish you could come too, but my parents can't even come. And 
they're going to be there in Orlando, so I need you to keep them 
company. And if this all works out, I'll be in Houston in a few weeks. 
We can see each other then.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
How come it was okay for you to bring Freddy?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Freddy is here as my trainer. You know that. Don't tell me you're 
jealous of Freddy?  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
When he gets to see you more than I do? A little.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
I don't kiss him.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Do you know how hard I'm gonna kiss YOU, when I do get to see 
you?  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
No. Tell me.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
SO hard you'll be more dizzy than that centrafuge test thing.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Oh my goodness, an 8-G kiss!
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
How many days till Houston?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Too many. But I'll be there before you can say Johnson Space 
Center.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
You better be. I'm going nuts without you.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Just make sure my team wins.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
But I'm on the other team.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
So you can help my team win.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Gee, thanks.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Aw, darlin', you know I wish I could be there so we could both miss 
the basket.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
With my luck, they'll move me to your team and I'll lose it for you.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
You'll kick butt for me. Please tell me you'll have a good time.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
I'll try. But I'll miss you. SO much.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
I miss you too. But please try not to be sad. I'll be home soon and I 
want to know that you're having a good time.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
I'll try. But it isn't easy
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Don't make me come after you, Chasez.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Would I do that? <bats eyelashes>
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
I'll hear about it if you do. I've got my spies keeping an eye on you.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Wow! You have your own spies and everything?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
It's part of the package.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: Can't go
Man, Destiny Productions is GOOD.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
Hey, darlin'--I just wanted to wish you luck for tomorrow. I guess I'll 
sort of "see" you then. Well, you'll see me. I hope the fans won't be 
too mad. You'll just have to keep them entertained.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002 
Subject: The Big Day
Hey, babe. Sorry I couldn't get back to you sooner--they had us 
running all afternoon and night-- the press conference was today, 
then they made a big photo op out of us getting measured for 
Madam Toussaods, or however you spell it. It didn't make sense to 
me since you weren't there, but who listens to me? After that, we 
had the scavenger hunt, and then we had to put in an appearance 
at the groove. Which was like, lame. Waving from a balcony. Kinda 
like New Orleans, without the beads.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
And the boobs. I'm sorry I missed it. It sounds like fun. I hope Steve 
got some good pictures. Who won the scavenger hunt?  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002 2:00
Subject: The Big Day
THEY did. Did I tell you I'm your replacement on the Daze?  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
GET OUT!!!!! Now I really wish I could be there. Don't let Justin 
give you a hard time. Make sure you get some play time.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002 2:00
Subject: The Big Day
Justin thinks he can win the whole thing single-handed.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
Not without you he can't.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
Somebody's gotta tell him that!
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
You'll show him. And you'll kick his butt on the obstacle course.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
We're on the same team. I can't kick his butt.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
You'll do it faster.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
I'll try. As long as it doesn't involve hitting baskets.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
You probably have a better chance of winning since I'm not there.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
No way, Best Condition of Your Life Boy.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
Shut up. You can still outplay me.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
That's not what I'm interested in doing to you.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
Oh? What are you interested in doing?
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
Naughty things. Saucy things.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
Oh baby, you're gonna get me all hot and bothered.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
And the problem is?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com.
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
I have to go in the simulator today. I'm gonna crash the rocket.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
Good thing it's just the simulator.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
But if I mess up, it could get me kicked out. So you're just gonna 
have to save those thoughts for when I see you in a few weeks.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
And you better actually make it in a few weeks, or I'm gonna 
explode.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
Just don't explode tomorrow. The team needs you.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day Okay.
And don't crash the simulator tomorrow.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
I'll try not to. Go win one for me.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
I'll do my best. Love you.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 16, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
Love you too. Now go get some sleep. I have to go get ready. And if 
you have a chance to dunk Joey, get him real good!  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: The Big Day
You got it.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
So you didn't win. But you looked SO hot anyway. Beth sent me 
pictures. I'm surprised you didn't get tackled, laying on the court like 
that!  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
Aw, no. I was a big goof.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
No way.
You looked so good in that jersey.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 26, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
You might be a little biased.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
Nope.
This is my professional opinion. You. Are. Hot. Did you save the 
jersey?  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
Yeah. Even though they spelled my name wrong. :-)
It was so cool that your mom and dad came to the game.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
I made them promise they would. I didn't want the fans to think we 
didn't support this thing, even with me being away. They said you 
did really well.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
They were just being nice. I couldn't hit a basket to save my life. 
ONE lousy free throw!  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
You scored a point! That's more than I would have done.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
HA! You would have kicked butt in the skills.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
Speaking of skills, oh my goodness, human bowling? Do you know 
how cute you looked in that ball thing?  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
I felt stupid. Who came UP with this stuff?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
I don't know, but I'm gonna thank them when I see them. We have 
GOT to get us one of those!  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
What, are you gonna roll me around the house in it?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
There's an idea! I just want you all caged up.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
The Russians are turning you into a pervert!
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
I thought I already was one. Did you get really dizzy?
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
Nah. But it was weird.
And okay, Russia's making you MORE of a pervert.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
You bring out the perv in me. I would have gone in it.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
You couldn't have gone in it. It wouldn't have been fair. Do you 
know how cute you would have been? They would have had to 
declare the competition over right then and there.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
I think that cage rattled your brain.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
I think I know EXACTLY what I'm talking about. But tell me more 
about what you'd do if you had me caged.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
All kinds of saucy things.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
You can do saucy things without a cage.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
I can, can't I. But it would be fun to see you all scrunched up like 
that.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
All helpless and strapped in?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
Yeah, you're my prisoner.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
Your prisoner of loooooooooovvvvvvee?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
You got it.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
And what are you gonna do to your prisoner?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
I'm gonna, you know. Do stuff. You'll just have to wait till I see you 
to find out.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
Awww. Shy boy.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.co m
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
I like to leave a little mystery.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
Uh huh. Hey, how's it going over there, anyway?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
It's good. Real good. But there's so much to do. I still have so much 
to learn, and we still have to get final approval from NASA.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
You've got, what, another week of this session? Are they giving you 
ANY time off?  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
No. If this had been a normal training schedule, I would. But I only 
have four months to squeeze in six months of training. But I'll be 
back in the states soon, when I go to Houston.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
Should I be worried? You have to get SOME rest.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
I am. I promise. But there's so much to do. And Russian is SO hard!  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
I wish I could help.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
You do just by being there. Just by being my boyfriend.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 28, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff
I love you too.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
Hey, Access had footage of you working out. I have worn out three 
VCRs and possibly ruptured several major organs.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
You've seen me work out before. I probably looked all sweaty and 
gross.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
You
Looked
EDIBLE.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
You must seriously not be getting any if that turned you on. I'm 
gonna have to do something about that the next time I see you.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
I'm planning on it. But seriously, you look amazing.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
Thanks. You know how much I hate working out, but I'm glad it's 
paying off. I need to be in shape for this.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
You were always in great shape, but rrrrrrrooooowwww!
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
You're crazy! But I love you anyway.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
It's the truth. You never believe me.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
You're biased.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
I know what I like. And I like you.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
I like that you like me. ;)
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
How many days till you come back?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
Too many. I hope in a few weeks. I can meet you in Houston.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
I can't wait. I miss you SO bad.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
I miss you so much too. And I'm sorry I'm away so
much.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
You have to do this. I get that. And I'm not trying to make you feel 
bad by saying this either. I miss your face and your smell and the 
sound you make when you wake up in the morning.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
What do I sound like?
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
You sound like you. You make this little whimpery sound like you 
don't want to wake up, but you do anyway. And you always smile 
when you see me.  
*****  
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
I'm always happy when I see you. Especially in the morning.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
I would be happy to see you if I had to walk to Russia to do it.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
The scary thing is I can see you doing that.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
You know if you wanted or needed me there, I would.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
I know you would. I do need you. I hate being separated. But if you 
were here you'd be so bored waiting for me.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
I know. And it would be a huge risk. So we get through this, and 
when we can see each other, it will be that much sweeter.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
It'll be the best! I'm gonna take you out somewhere really special.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
Just being with you will be special.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
Houston. I promise. And JC?
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
Yeah?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
I really do miss you.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
But it's worth it, right?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
Yes, as long as I know I've got you to come home to.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: July 30 2002
Subject: Hot Stuff Yourself
I will be here. You can count on that.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Beth sent me pictures from the Teen Choice Awards. You looked 
like you had a good time.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
It was okay.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
You looked good. Really good.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 19, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
I knew my Wile E. Coyote shirt would get to you.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
It's a great shirt. It must have been so much fun. You looked really 
happy.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
I would have been happier staying in with you.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
No, you wouldn't--you would have been bored.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Babe? What's up with you? You keep telling me to go out, to have 
fun. But when I do, you get all...weird.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
I want you to go out. I just wish I was going out WITH you.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Baby, I wish you were too.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Just don't have too much fun. Just kidding. I'm really sorry I won't 
be there for your birthday.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
It's going to be so strange without you. I don't even know what I'm 
doing.  
*****
To: SongwrirJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
You seem like you're doing fine. You and Justin and Chris looked 
like you had a great time.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
You wanted me to pout through the entire evening?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
No way. You're much cuter when you're happy.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
I'm CUTE! He thinks I'm CUTE!
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
You're such a girl! Maybe I'll even throw you my shirt.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
I must have missed the memo declaring this pick-on-JC day.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Sorry, it must have been in Russian.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Jerkski.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Da. Are you impressed with my knowledge of Russian?
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Wow! And it only took you six months to learn all that?  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Just wait till I learn the dirty words.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
<fans self> Ooh, baby!
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
So are you gonna behave yourself while I'm here?
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
When don't I?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
I can think of one place.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Where?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
My bed.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Any time you want me to start behaving there, you just say the 
word.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Never. I like you being all saucy.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
We'll be 90 and you'll still get me...saucy.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
I'll be all old and wrinkled.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
You will always be beautiful to me.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
And you'll always be the sexiest guy alive.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
So, you're not mad at me for looking like I was having fun 
anymore?  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
No, I'm not mad at you. I want you to go out.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
You know I'd rather be with you, but until I can...
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Live it up. You deserve it.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Gotta distract myself from missing you somehow.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
I wish I could be there on your birthday.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
 Me, too. I don't even know what I'm going to do.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
What about Justin and Chris?
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
No one's said anything. I might go to this gallery thing. Simpsons. I 
can think about animated you.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Doh! I want to come!
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Mmm. Cocktails.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
LOL! I'm gonna miss seeing that.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
I wish you could be here.
No, that's wrong. Cause if you were here, you wouldn't be there. 
And I know you want to be there.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
 I do. But I want to be with you too.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Any progress on the cloning experiments?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
With all the blood they've taken, they could populate a small 
country.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
So pretty soon you WILL be able to be both places...
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
Now all we need to do is clone you so all the mini-mes don't get 
lonely.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 6, 2002
Subject: Dude looks like a winner
LOL! An army of us!
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
Hey, darlin'. Looks like you had a good birthday after all.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
I thought everyone had, like, forgotten.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
I didn't forget. Didn't you get my present?
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
Not you. Everyone else. And I loved it.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
So tell me about the party.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
Justin invited me to go out clubbing and when we got there he had 
set up a party in the VIP. He had this sick cake and if you can 
believe it, a blow up doll. I think that was for him.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
Tell me the truth--you loved it.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
The doll?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
The doll, the party, everything.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
It was okay. Another night out.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
It didn't look like just another night. You and Justin looked toasted.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
Yeah. I guess we were. A little.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
What did you do after the party?
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
I went home and tried to call you, but my fingers didn't work.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
Did you have a hangover the next day?
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
Only a little.
Hey, what's going on over there? Are they going to figure out the 
money thing?  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
So you heard? I don't know. David said I don't have anything to 
worry about. The money's coming. I just hope it comes soon or 
they're not going to let me continue training.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
You want some of mine?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
I don't know if that would even cover the spacesuit, but thanks.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday I'm serious.
I would give it to you if it would help.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
I know you would, and I love you for it. But the kind of money I 
need, we don't even have.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
Not even enough to keep you going until he sponsors come 
through?  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
Maybe I should sell some stuff on eBay.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
LOL! Say the word and I'll take care of it for you.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
That is very generous of you darling. But I could never ask you to 
do it.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
I would do anything for you.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
Would you fly to Russia right now?
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
And boy, would my arms be tired. :) Yes. If you needed me or 
wanted me, I would be on the next flight.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
I'd massage your arms.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
Say the word and I'm there.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
I wish I could. More than anything right now. I really am having a 
great time, but I miss you and my family so much. I didn't think I'd 
get this homesick.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
It's only a couple more weeks till Houston, right?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
Yes--if the money comes through, I'll be in Houston at the end of 
August.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 12, 2002
Subject: Happy Birthday
I can't wait.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I just saw the news about your training being suspended. What's 
happening? Are they really doing this?  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
Yes, they're really doing this. David's trying to work it out, but in the 
meantime I'm not allowed to train in the simulators or anything. So 
I'm stuck here, reading and practicing my vocabulary. This sucks. I 
was so close.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on
But, why? Is the money not there? Why aren't they paying it?  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
The money's there. The sponsors just want insurance. Like if I blow 
up or something.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
Don't even joke about that.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
Sorry. But that's what it really comes down to. Money.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
You can joke about money. Just don't joke about blowing up. Apollo 
13 was on the other night and I couldn't bring myself to watch it. I'm 
trying to think only positive thoughts about your adventure.  
Is there anything I can do, anyone I can call, to get
things moving for you?
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
No. But thanks. David's working on it. At this rate, maybe you 
should put together a benefit album to raise money. :)  
And the crew of Apollo 13 got back safely.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I know they did. I just don't want to think about anything going 
wrong.  
I hope they figure this out fast. You don't need this.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I just want it all taken care of already so I can concentrate on the 
training. It's so much work and I don't have much time as it is. They 
can still say no.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
They KNOW the money's coming. This is so stupid.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I know! I wish I was in control of it.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I wish I was in control of it. I'd kick some serious butt.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I bet you would too. I love you for that. But this will get worked out 
somehow. It has to. I want this so badly.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I know you do, baby. I almost cried when I read that.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
Don't. It will be okay. One way or another. At least I tried, right? I 
did more in the past six months than I ever dreamed I could.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
And you WILL do the rest. I'm not going to stop believing that 
unless the ship actually leaves without you. Heck, I've got my trip 
booked for your flight--I stand outside the rocket and yell till they let 
you on.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I can see you doing that, too! Do you really have your trip booked?  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
Of course I do. I'm not missing this for anything.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I'm really glad you're coming. I need you there.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I wouldn't be anywhere else. Sucks that your quaranteened right 
before. But you'll know I'm there.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
We'll just have to find some time before then. Just you and me.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I sure hope so. I'm getting pretty, you know,
frustrated.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
Me too. You're not thinking we should break up, are you?  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
NO! No way! I just miss you. A lot. In every way possible. But I'd 
rather wait for you, no matter how long I have to wait, than have 
anyone else in the world. Your worth waiting for.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
Are you sure? Because I don't want you to miss out on anything 
because of me.  
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I'm sure. I'm not missing anything. Except you.
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
I miss you too. But I guess you already knew that.
*****
To: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Fr: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
Yeah. I kind of got that idea.
We can get through this. We can have our dreams and each other 
too.  
*****
To: SngwrtrJC@yahoo.com
Fr: ImNotPuFu@yahoo.com
Date: August 15, 2002
Subject: What's going on?
We always have. We always will.
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